Queer Azadi Mumbai (QAM) 2012 : Do It Now!

Come on my queer,

Get in gear.

Gay prides just a month away,

Through the streets we want to play.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch,

Doesn’t mean you need to get your panties in a bunch.

Hi!

How are you? Doing well? I hope you are having a good work week. I hope you put in some extra hours, along with some extra homo hard work to prove to them that we gays are not only as good as the rest of the world but are in fact, far more superior!

I certainly hope you earned some extra rupees in the meanwhile. If not, get your butt in to the office at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow and make some money! Like I previously said, I really like your wallet and I can see that while you are all enjoying the perks of reading my hard written work on Gaysi, a very limited number of you have contributed towards QAM 2012. WTF MATE?!?!?! (extra punctuation for emphasis)

I know y’all went out on Saturday night (some on Friday and Sunday too!) and boogied your cute butts away and totally did not heed my life advice on “how to save money so that you can contribute to QAM.” I’m quite sure you enjoyed that cold beer… Now you can spend some time thinking about how it is only going to add to your love handles and will NOT help QAM.

Hence, I have written what I can only hope is a rousing chant that will warm your cold cold hearts and will move you enough to loosen those tight purse strings a little.

Come on my queer,
Get in gear.
Gay pride’s just a month away,
Through the streets we want to play.

There’s no such thing as a free lunch,
No need to get your panties in a bunch.
Open your mind and hearts and wallets too,
Enjoying pride week requires donations from just a few.

An apple a day might keep the doctor away,
But a few rupees today mean festivities in full sway!
Don’t be stingy, I’m not asking for a lot,
Contributing to QAM will further our queer “plot”.

Fighting for the cause is only for us to do,
So show support and make the conservatives turn blue!
This year’s pride proves more important than any other,
For the judgment on 377 just lingers around the corner.

So show your love and fight for your right,
Come on out and show us your might!
Do not fear; do not fret,
For your money I will repay the debt.

Whether your choice is PayPal, cheque, cash or card,
As long as you’re playing your part!
Thank you for reading and thank you for your time,
Make a donation before I torture more with rhyme!

 

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