That’s right! The girls scouts are a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood and have a lesbian agenda! Or so Indiana Lawmaker Mr. Bob Morris claims. We told you that we were coming after your daughters, and by god we did!! Just kidding.
Actually, why would the girl scouts want to side with Planned Parenthood? Assuming they have a lesbian agenda, it makes more sense to let everyone get pregnant and pop out daughters so lesbians can multiply in gender. Basically, more little girls that the innocent four year old scouts can convert into lesbians. What could go wrong?
Bob Morris is an idiot.