Ladies and Gentlemen!
Worry not! The cure to our homosexuality is finally here! These doctors in Indore clearly deserve a Nobel Prize for their discovery that homosexuality is a “curable disease.” All we need is medicine, therapy, and some conditioning to rid ourselves of this “disease.”
Read on: Homosexuality can be cured: Psychiatrists
Seriously? That is all that it takes to make me straight? I’m thinking this medicine is definitely a hallucinogen, how else can you convince us fabulous homos that we want to be straight. I don’t even think anhallucinogen will alter our mental state enough to ever want to be straight.
Therapy? Well, I can’t deny that perhaps all us homos do need a little bit of therapy. For heaven’s sake look at the awful cruel world we have to survive every day with your bad fashion and ugly shoes (yes I’m talking about those crocs)! Blasphemy! It’s been torturous to survive, the only thing that keeps me alive is my therapist, coaxing me on our weekly sessions that one day I will have a fabulous gay island of my own.
As for the conditioning… “behavior modification through Pavlov Conditioning”. Listen, let me tell you one thing, gays are already conditioned. You ring a bell at us we will take all our clothes and be excited expecting sex, not food. I don’t even want to know what will happen if you take sex away from us. We are an incorrigible bunch. We cannot and will not be tamed, much less be conditioned to be S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T.
Additionally, what the hell do they mean by “not all homosexuals have natural inclination towards the same sex individual”? Are you saying there is a certain type of homosexual who is attracted to people of the opposite sex? Well, then they are NOT homosexual. Homosexual according to the Oxford English Dictionary means one who is sexually attracted to someone of the same sex. Will a charitable homo please throw a dictionary at this idiot?
All in all, and absolutely needless to say, this article is nothing but something for us to laugh over. Seriously, out of those 45 therapists clearly not one had a decent education.
I here by nominate myself to be a part of their experiment for “reorientation.” All those in favor, say I!
Are you saying there is a certain type of homosexual who is attracted to people of the opposite sex?
hahaha…..can heterosexuality also be cured?
Oh golly,another ridiculous ‘study’published in TOI. Maybe queer and gender studies and a knowledge of critical social theory should be compulsory to these jokers that call themselves ‘doctors’.Sigh ,so ashamed to be Indian right now.
Where do they breed these idiots! Thanks for the laughs
What annoys me more is the fact that they are wasting their time on trying to condition us like we’re dogs rather than making them useful to the medical community and researching on useful topics!
I mean don’t we still lack a cure for cancer, aids and stupidity?? Shouldn’t they be concentrating on looking at solution to that…. What a waste of human mind and mass. Hmph.
lol. Seriously, i don’t know if i should laugh or despair. Again, The homo-cure. Its getting really stale now. They, the haters should get more creative. Jeez!!
mri,
I was frankly very surprised by the conditioning argument, it was the most creative argument I have heard in a very long time. It gave me quite a giggle.
It’s damn irresponsible of TOI to publish something like this.
We all know that Indian media have no ethics and will print anything that
a) there is space for
b) someone pays them to publish
c) has remotely decent language
We’ve seen the media cover pride week, and then literally publish a homophobic rant the following week.
YAY INDIAN MEDIA!
Dear sherlock,
I on my part beg to differ from your opinion which you clearly stated in your article. You see, kind sir, you underestimate the power of our indian scientific-medical research. I am, personally, inclined to believe that one day these medically professionally will also come up claims for a research that will change our race to caucausian.
On a totally different note: not all morons become baba ramdev, some do manage to get a license to practice psychiatry.
Dear Brenda,
No offense, but just because my screen is inspired by Sherlock Holmes, doesn’t mean that I am a man.
Secondly, these morons should have their license revoked for sheer monotony and stupidity.
please accept my apologises then. It was my mistake to have missplace the word sir for ma’am.
On a totally different note, i believe sherla holmes is a great female counterpart name.