Jack and Bill went up the hill
To fetch a pot of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Bill came sashaying after.
Up Jack got, and home did he trot,
For the Pride March was in an hour,
Bill put on his dancing shoes,
And prepared for the greatest gay power!
Yes ladies and gentlemen! It is that time of the year when I sing to you in praise worthy rhymes, in attempts to loot you of your money! It’s time to prepare for Pride Week 2014. An event of such gargantuan proportions would not be possible without YOU! Whether you donate a lot, or a little it doesn’t matter. What’s most important is that good fortune and hot men/women will flock towards you for your good karma.
Remember this year is more important than all previous years because if all goes according to plan, the Supreme Court will release the final judgment on Section 377. Which means the sodomy law will be abolished (staying optimistic) once and for all. This will be a big year for the gay rights movement in India, and so the celebrations should be just as big!
Help us put together a fantastic pride with a small donation.
For those traveling to Bombay for Pride, we are more than happy to accept your donations too! And for all of you we present the calendar of events (subject to minor changes). The date for the march is finalized, so go ahead and book your tickets!