Ode To A Homophobe

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

Thy mind is so primitive.

Not only boring when I’m legal dear,

But also when I’m a criminal here.

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

Thy mind is so unchanging!

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

Thy mind is so primitive.

Not only boring when I’m legal dear,

But also when I’m a criminal here.

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

Thy mind is so unchanging!

 

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

Much pleasure do you bring to me!

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

Such headaches you do give to me!

For every year the homophobe,

Brings to us just so much hope!

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

Much pleasure do you bring to me!

 

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

Thy wisdom shines so brightly!

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

Thy regressive mind shows nicely!

Thy hatred spreads far and wide,

Your perceptions skewed to one side!

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

Thy wisdom shines so brightly!

 

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

How richly you have hated me!

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

How annoying can you be!

While I’m gay and cheery,

Thou loves to be full of fury.

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

How richly you have hated me!

 

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

How quaintly I have mocked thee!

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

I want thee to be free.

O Homophobe, O homophobe,

I want thee to be free.

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About the author

Sherlock Homo

Sherlock Homo - No it does not imply that she is curious or that she investigates murder mysteries in 19th century London. As witty as her pen name, Ms. Homo is very well travelled and No, I don't mean the usual markets of Bangkok or a family trip to Universal Studios! I mean the French Rivera, temple ruins in Cambodia, safaris in Botswana.. always on the road less travelled where life experiences and life choices are concerned. Her perspective is unique and you will want to read all about what she has to share. If you don't, prepare yourself to get left behind on lifestyle, gay culture and all things cool. Read on...