This Valentine’s Day … Get A Restraining Order!

I know when you wake up and go to the loo
Stalk your Twitter and Facebook.

Will you love me, be my everything,
Will you have me, end my strife
Know It’s not been long I’ve known you
For 2 weeks of my life.

I love you cause you’re so pretty
You’re so cute, you’re nice
I know you didn’t hear me
Cause I asked you out only thrice.

The restraining order’s your way
Of playing hard to get
I’ve loved you my whole life
It’s been a month since we met.

I counted the dimples in every smile
I counted the lashes in every look
I know when you wake up and go to the loo
Stalk your Twitter and Facebook.

Go through your laundry and your taxes
Read your texts and email too
Office work and your faxes
And creep up on you.

The restraining order’s your way
Of playing hard to get
I’ve loved you my whole life
It’s been a month since we met.

I would always be there with you
Stalk you down the empty streets
Check the resume and history
Of every person you meet.

Let’s move in tomorrow!
We should have four kids!
Get a big flat in Bandra
And cooking pots with lids.

The restraining order’s your way
Of playing hard to get
I’ve loved you my whole life
It’s been a month since we met.

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