Every Lesbian woman
- Must have one straight friend she can totally look up to.
- Must have one recipe, she can whip up in a jiffy! Especially for hungry, late night booty callers!
- Must have one younger lesbian girl who loves her from her breasts to her toes! And all in between!
- Must have a Brazilian wax, Body wax on her monthly-must do list! (Note: Being Wolverine is a killer! And word spreads fast)
- Must have a parting line when dealing with bitchy lesbian women. Indifference, I am told, works too. So breathe in and breathe out!
- Must have one extra-ordinary talent. (Note:Writing/ photography/bar-tending /singing /dancing/belly dancing /bathroom singing…works. How the hell will you find the girl of your dreams without?)
- Must have the ability to move between looking femme/butch or androgynous at will!
- Must, must, must have a sense of humour. (Note:Even one akin to the laughter track will do!)
- Must have the ability to pay her bills! (Note: Darling, unemployed girls go nowhere… and bad girls everywhere)
- Must have the ability to handle exes, girl-friends, straight friends with ease! (Note to self: Practice smiling in the mirror or learn to keep the jealousy gene in the deep freeze!)
- Must have one best friend forever in her gang! (Note: And this one girl will never invade your fantasies! Never. Not even on seriously dry days or wet days!)
- Must display clearly intimate washes, dental dams and gloves in her bathroom shelf! (Note: And use it too!)
- Must have one f*** buddy, she can reach out to any time of the day, night, afternoon! (Note: Availability is super important!) and one intellectual pinup she can practice verbal foreplay with!
- Must learn the art of disappearing/playing hard to get and textual flirting!
- Must know how to grovel. Especially in front of cute women!
- Must know how to fix cars, bikes, light bulbs, overcooked rice and a bad drink! (Note: Nothing’s a bigger turn on – than finding a damsel in distress to de-stress!)
- Must know her secret allure! Anything counts – even a sexy shoulder bone!
- Must know how to hold a cigarette and smoke it, when called in.
- Must have one sexual signature move so special that every girlfriend will remember her by it!
- Must always, always, always love herself!
Come on girls – share your Do’s and Musts!