Every Lesbian woman
- Must have one straight friend she can totally look up to.
- Must have one recipe, she can whip up in a jiffy! Especially for hungry, late night booty callers!
- Must have one younger lesbian girl who loves her from her breasts to her toes! And all in between!
- Must have a Brazilian wax, Body wax on her monthly-must do list! (Note: Being Wolverine is a killer! And word spreads fast)
- Must have a parting line when dealing with bitchy lesbian women. Indifference, I am told, works too. So breathe in and breathe out!
- Must have one extra-ordinary talent. (Note:Writing/ photography/bar-tending /singing /dancing/belly dancing /bathroom singing…works. How the hell will you find the girl of your dreams without?)
- Must have the ability to move between looking femme/butch or androgynous at will!
- Must, must, must have a sense of humour. (Note:Even one akin to the laughter track will do!)
- Must have the ability to pay her bills! (Note: Darling, unemployed girls go nowhere… and bad girls everywhere)
- Must have the ability to handle exes, girl-friends, straight friends with ease! (Note to self: Practice smiling in the mirror or learn to keep the jealousy gene in the deep freeze!)
- Must have one best friend forever in her gang! (Note: And this one girl will never invade your fantasies! Never. Not even on seriously dry days or wet days!)
- Must display clearly intimate washes, dental dams and gloves in her bathroom shelf! (Note: And use it too!)
- Must have one f*** buddy, she can reach out to any time of the day, night, afternoon! (Note: Availability is super important!) and one intellectual pinup she can practice verbal foreplay with!
- Must learn the art of disappearing/playing hard to get and textual flirting!
- Must know how to grovel. Especially in front of cute women!
- Must know how to fix cars, bikes, light bulbs, overcooked rice and a bad drink! (Note: Nothing’s a bigger turn on – than finding a damsel in distress to de-stress!)
- Must know her secret allure! Anything counts – even a sexy shoulder bone!
- Must know how to hold a cigarette and smoke it, when called in.
- Must have one sexual signature move so special that every girlfriend will remember her by it!
- Must always, always, always love herself!
Come on girls – share your Do’s and Musts!
Aha! I pretty much satisfy every listed criteria, but then no wonder I am so *popular* with the ladies….*oh come on self harping is allowed, I work hard too you know* 😀
Good Stuff Ms. TT 😀
Nice one, TT ! Think you’ve covered most of the bases here.
Must be fit (ie have exercise as a part of her day)
be trisexual (try anything once)
Thanks guys!
La Vida: I love the tri-sexual bit:) Have a close friend who uses it often, so I totally agree with it. I think so much about sex is inhibitions in our mind. Would be interesting to find out as the months go by — what is okay and what is not, or should there be rules in the first place!
Must be politically minded, intellectual and an unabashed, flippant feminist. Nothing’s a bigger turn on for me.
Almost all of the above, except – SHE MUST NOT SMOKE! 🙂
Huge turn off for me.
le sigh! I keep getting that from most of the women I know. So much so I hide said habit on first dates. Most unfortunate. A cigarette is a very sexy thing.
Tink,
A few months ago, I would have disagreed with you and agreed with Broom. But i have to admit, sharing a ciggie on a drive or am assuming, post-coital exploits would have a charm of its own!
Good one ! But this is like a superwoman list.
R,
What’s life without some serious aspiration?:)
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