Tips For Healthy Lesbian Living

Since I have the perfect credentials and a clean heart to get away with it, my dear ladies, I present to you a handy list of lesbian guidelines. It’s an attempt at improving the basic nitty-gritty of your Queer life. Follow them and I assure you, you’ll find less trouble and more action.

Necessity : For the sake of the poor soul next to you, please use a deodorant. One cannot place more importance on personal hygiene. Yes, body sweat has its attraction but it has its time and place. And no, Pepper spray doesn’t cut the bill.
Get it Right : There is a huge difference between “I love you” & “I am in love with you”.
Thought for Everyday : There’s plenty of Fish in the sea.
Silent Rule : An ex is nothing but bad news, at least for the first 3 years after breaking up. After that, they are potential candidates.
Tip Off : S-E-X is good. And with the help of our extended family a.k.a. Lubricants & Special Toys, the wOw effect is easily attainable. So stop being a rigid bitch and get with the act.
Understand : Being obsessive/desperate isn’t exactly an attractive quality. It will take you no further than getting banned on various Social Networks and perhaps even, a visit to the nearest Police Station.
Preachy : Always “Be yourself”. But wearing your Gay best friend’s khaki chaddi (shorts) to a date is taking it too far. We have dress codes for a reason.
Exaggeration : Love, Relationships, Monogamy and such like.
Meant To Be : Is not applicable just because she added you to her BBM (or WhatsApp) list.
Not a Sin : Waxing/Shaving of bodily hair will do no harm to your feminist views.
Fact : Open Relationship simply means “You can do me”.
Off-Limit : Katrina Kaif. She’s mine!