Just this week, a 14-year-old host of a West Virginia based Radio station claimed that President Obama is making kids gay. Watch the video here:
I would like to thank Caiden Cowger for his profound opinion on homosexuality. I need to clarify one thing however. Homosexuality is not a belief. We like to think of it more as an evil and powerful religion, invented centuries ago, and the roots of which are not very clear. In America however, the religion of homosexuality took its first stance to be accepted as an equal religion on June 28th, 1969 in New York City outside its secret headquarters of the Stonewall in Greenwich Village.
For the last 43 years, we have worked hard and strong to further our cause but we have been met with many a hurdle. We have never been accepted in society, as people have considered our ways “unnatural.” Let me guarantee you my friends that we are a lot more natural than that religion they call Scientology. Our gods are real life people on planet Earth, people such as Elton John, Cher, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Judy Garland, Cindy Lauper, Oprah, Lady Gaga, Ellen Degeneres, and many more. They too have helped us in our struggle for acceptance but sadly there was only so much they could do. Now, if President Obama, and Vice President Biden of the United States are promoting the homosexual agenda (and I really hope Caiden Cowger is correct about this), I believe a significant amount of work will be taken of the American activists’ hands. What better way to make the free world gay than to have the President and Vice President convert the kids!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, lets all pray to our gods of homosexuality that President Obama and Vice President Biden are truly are on our side. For if that comes true, we can sit back relax and sip on our gay mojitos for half our work is being done for us.
LONG LIVE THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA!
WE ARE COMING AFTER YOUR KIDS!
[*Editor’s Note : SH’s post is a sarcastic take on Caiden Cowger’s aired opinion. Kindly do not take it literally.]